for the gloomy days
inspired by this / tags
mostly dogs and some other cute animals

relahvant:

asktheteamofscientists:

hobgoblinhero:

danadies:

yes-master-thank-you-master:

The Kum and Go. Or as my mom called it, the ejaculate and evacuate.

Jizz and jet

shoot and scoot

blow your load and hit the road

bust ya nut and off ya strut

relahvant:

asktheteamofscientists:

hobgoblinhero:

danadies:

yes-master-thank-you-master:

The Kum and Go. Or as my mom called it, the ejaculate and evacuate.

Jizz and jet

shoot and scoot

blow your load and hit the road

bust ya nut and off ya strut

Source: yes-master-thank-you-master Via: happy-healthy-and-fit

takentoglasgow:

this film was a masterpiece

Source: tobeysmaguire Via: happy-healthy-and-fit
wafflesex:

Good night and Helix bless.

wafflesex:

Good night and Helix bless.

Via: wafflesex
Via: the-time-lord-of-the-rings

its-okay-were-nice:

theoddsrnevernourfavour:

buzzfeed:

It’s been a really wild year on this website.

I CANT FUCKING BREATHE.

the last one

Source: buzzfeed Via: slowlyshrinkingflower
Source: xsarora Via: houseofwessex

atypicalblonde:

one time I overslept and my mom came into my room to wake me up and said “you had better get up or else you’ll be rushing”. I wanted to say “if I’m rushing then so be it” but since I was still half asleep my mind changed “rushing” to “Russian”, I rolled over and said “if I’m Russian, soviet” and to this day it’s the best joke I’ve ever made

Via: atypicalblonde
watermellyn:

my uncle is a vet assistant and he also puppy sits for clients when they go on vacation

watermellyn:

my uncle is a vet assistant and he also puppy sits for clients when they go on vacation

Source: watermellyn Via: houseofwessex

klotzblog:

I’m actually crying right now: dogs are beautiful and precious and loyal and happy and your dog loves you so much.  Such a good dog.  

Source: klotzblog Via: houseofwessex
Source: tilly3200 Via: antephoenix
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